03 May 2010 ~ 2 Comments

是笨贼处处还是水鱼满天?

我实在很好奇,这样的电邮会有“水鱼”上钩吗?

hide details May 2 (21 hours ago)
to elysium_l@yahoo.com
date May 2, 2010 5:37 PM
subject Please i need your help

Hope you get this on time,sorry I didn’t inform you,Just wanted to seek your help on something very important, you are the only person i could reach at this point, and i hope you come to my aid. Because something very terrible is happening to me now,i need a favor from you now,I had a trip here in Scotland.

Unfortunately i mugged at gun point last night on my way to the hotel where i lodged along with my bag were my passport was ,And since then i have been without any money i am even owing the hotel here,Moreover the Hotel’s telephone lines here got disconnected by the robbers and they are trying to get them fixed back. I have access to only emails at the library, my mobile cant work here so i did not bring it along.

So i have limited access to emails for now, please i need you to lend me about 1000Pounds (equivelent to $1540), so i can make arrangements and return back please,i have spoken to the embassy here but they are not responding to the matter effectively, I will return the money back to you as soon as i get home, I am so confused right now.
I will be waiting to hear from you.

Regards

我很有冲动回复他:
我十分同情您的遭遇,也很像帮忙,
奈何我自己也“仙都唔仙”,所以想到一个方法,
就是去卖血,等我找到愿意出高价收购的吸血僵尸,
卖到好价钱,再等我身体恢复健康后,再汇钱给您好不?
请你一定要等我哦!我想办法救你!等我哦~!

2 Responses to “是笨贼处处还是水鱼满天?”

  1. ng 5 May 2010 at 08:55 Permalink

    oh, every week without fail i will definately receive all these mail and especially telling me i strike lottery or someone wanted to share their wealth with me. Guess whats my reaction ? sometimes I am really fedup about them them i will reply their mail that pretend suprise I am that lucky and god had came to my dream the night before to tell me not to be greedy and as I am god fear so so………… sorry I can’t accept it. Very mean of me right ?

    I always tell my colleagues here that didn’t know I am that lucky to stike lottery in huge sum every week. Hahahahah

    Have a nice day. Cheers

  2. vivian 5 May 2010 at 09:08 Permalink

    Ng:thx for sharing~


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